Its my birthday, lets have some cake
I’ve eaten lots, have belly ache.
Eat some more, its tastes really nice.
No thanks dear, I’ve had quite a slice.
Just one more piece, it is sugar heaven.
Chocolate, icing and cream from down in Devon
Lots of calories, its such a bad thing.
But its my Birthday so lets eat some cake
Who cares about calories on your special day
And after the cake, some wine I will take
A bottle of red, one glass at a time.
Its already half empty, and going down fine.
My bottles now empty, my head it does spin
Another bottle dear, oh! go on then.